THIS IS MY FAVORITE VINE
The Beatles take Paris (1964)
when im dead sext me through a ouija board
If you were here today …
He has Monsters inc. on his shirt.
She has Nemo on her dress.
Violet has murder in her eyes.
October 9th, 1971: John and Yoko celebrate John’s 31st birthday in their hotel room in Syracuse, New York, surrounded by friends and guests. John conducts a nostalgic singalong session, during which he lapses into a song by his old, estranged (and absent) fiancé.
JOHN: Why he had to go, I don’t know, he wouldn’t say…
Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”
*goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*
Animal: *licks its own asshole*
human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*
this is mY FAVORITE THING